my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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