That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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