I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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