i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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