She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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