I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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