yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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