We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Randomize
