Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
