let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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