sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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