Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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