Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
When are your genitals available?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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