Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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