i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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