I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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