The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
There's even glitter on my cock...
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