I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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