Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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