I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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