I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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