Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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