i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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