And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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