Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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