If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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