I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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