I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
