im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Blood and glitter go together right?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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