please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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