I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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