Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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