dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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