She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize