no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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