how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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