i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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