A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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