But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think my vagina is haunted
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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