PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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