my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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