...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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