I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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