I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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