My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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