i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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