Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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