STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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