I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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