reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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