I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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