god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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