If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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