I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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