I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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