so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Is Oprah even human
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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